I love your dog, I recently got myself a Labrador :)
d’aww i love labs. i have one back at my parent’s house. but owning a neo mastiff is slightly different. it’s funny how different breeds have such different personalities.
You are great cubby. I wants to cuddles and rubs ya belly.
You ain't no god of anything apart from being a insult to gays and guys in general :P.
ps who the fuck puts a period after a :P
like is that a fucking mole?
Feeling much better, thank you!!
Yo, your funniness always makes me smile especially today as I feel down in the dumps.
d’aww, that’s no good. lemme fix that.
no like I literally don’t understand how I got a fuckton more notes on my photos when I only had 7 followers. i’m gonna delete this blog fu all
how to wake up:
step one: acquire a dog and cuddle with it
step two: stick your tongue out because you probably have dog hair on it
step three: act cool
step four: realize you aren’t #retainerswag
step five: get the fuck up